Yeee-Doggies! Not one but two, I say two, new Chapters! First, the good folks in Alberta and British Columbia prov­inces of Western Canada formed the Nor-West Chapter, Inliners International. Lance Brown Is Chapter Head. I think Lance misunderstood and stepped forward instead of back­ward, and they nailed his shoes to the floor. Then, in Texas' on-going plot to take over the world, the Nor-Tex (Posse) Chapter, Inliners International seceded from the union, or should I say formed a Chapter, consisting of Inliner mem­bers living above a shaky line dissecting the state from New Mexico to the Louisiana borders. After a couple fist fights, 29 beers on the wall, short straws, two marble games and several threats, Steve Wyatt was selected Chapter Head. At least 'til someone gets the "drop" on him, or he gets impeached. Whichever. The two new Chapters are effec­tive March 1, 2007. Join me in welcoming them to the fold and wishing them all the success in the world. The current Texas Chapter, with Alan Cunningham (Al C.) as Chapter Head, will meet shortly and select a new name. Or maybe not. Jean "QOE" Weigt and I think "So-Tex" pretty snappy, but it's not our call. Stay tuned.

The "Honorary" Bonneville Chapter formation is on-going. The not too humble (so humble?) Wise a--, former I.I. Presi­dent, founding member, Chapter Coordinator, and I don't know what all, Gary Wise (#00000000004) will be the Chapter Head. If you haven't signed on the dotted line, it's recommended y'all do so. Download the petition from the website and get it back to Gary prior to May 31, 2007. As previously pointed out by many, Gary is not a good person, but it is believed by a few that he can handle this entirely thankless task. At least we hope so.

The Florida Chapter met at Buddy Freddy's Restaurant In Plant City on February 24, and around 25 or so attended a breakfast get-together. One of the instigators, Ed Wilson, was unable to attend, but his co-conspirators Bill Robinson and Chapter Head Larry Page report renewed inline enthu­siasm among members. Spies tell me Greg Fingers' Chevy II with the throbbing 250 was a hit. After breakfast, some members took off for Zephyrhills to participate in the car happenings there.

Ontario Inliner, Don Nicholls, reports sparse attendance at first breakfast of new year. Let's see, sub-freezing tem­peratures, blowing snow and icy roads. Nuff said.

We hear from Rob Mercer that the Caroliners met on Feb 17 for their first "official" meeting of the new year. Seven members present, plus 5 new members signed up (good goin', Rob!) for a total of 15 in attendance. Hot dogs with all the fixin's, vegetable beef soup and brownies were served. A good time was had by all.

Luke Lucas, Midwest Chapter Head, has an Inliners picnic planned for May 19 at West Lake Park, rural Davenport, Iowa. They also plan two other 2007 events. More info later and check "Events Calendar." Incidentally, Luke is coming to Texas for Sonny and Dixie Rossi's Memorial Day Bash on May 26 at the Rossi's Goat Ranch in San Antone! Are you? If you miss this get together, you'll miss the "event" of 2007. Seriously, consider attending and be eli­gible to win one of the awesome door prizes (including a $125 gift certificate recently donated by "Buffalo") and/or awards. All you have to do is be a member in good stand­ing. Great destination, great food, good lodging and the finest folks in the world. Come on down!

Rumor has Midwest (Davenport, Iowa) in the running for the 2008 "mini" convention. Sounds interesting. Rod shops and John Deere tours would appeal to most Inliners.

Lots of swap meets, car shows, expos at this time of year. Get out and participate. Show your inline rides and sign up at least one new member. Remember Jean Weigt's "Each One, Reach One" membership campaign.

Finally Chapter Heads, please send us information on your planned events and we'll help publicize it.

If I can help you, let me know. See ya            SOB