Just got my new 12 Port News. Man, great issue!

Can't get over Ferguson Racing running over 300 mph with a Jimmy!

Inliners turning 145+mph, 165+mph, 184+mph, man! That's racing!

As a Crosley owner, I was even tickled to see a brief mention of some folks trying to break a 98 mph record. Hot Dog....they gave it a go and got close with a 92 mph run! Sweet, as the kids say!

I have GOT to get out there before I die! At 67, guess I'd better get on the stick.

Wonder how many hemorrhoids I'd get driving a Crosley to Bonneville?

Let's see, at a speed average of about 5o mph, it'd take about a month to drive from Pa to Utah! It'd be worth it!


Lord, let me live long enough to do all the projects I have planned!