Isn't that cute!

The VERY FIRST THING you absolutely must do after the Webmaster says "avoid more pissin' contests" is.... make another rude remark.

But, please - don't feel as though there is any need to stop merely because the rules have been explained to you. After all, they don't apply to YOU, so they? So, feel free to add more insults.

I know you won't disappoint me.